Am I a great salesman or what???

Did I go too far? You tell me.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170777371378
http://www.ebay.com/itm/170777359205?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

Eenteresting...

My favorite parts:

Joe wrote:

How can you call yourself civilized if you don't own a battery powered salt grinder? It's 2012, time to upgrade and save your wrist all the pain and strife of constantly shaking pre-grinded salt. The number one cause of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome (CTS) is shaking salt out of old fashioned salt shakers. That's a fact, I think.

Then Joe wrote:

This is not the work of the devil, but science has yet to figure out how or why magnets work. Maybe they have, I don't know, I don't read alot.

I'll take 'em both! But not really. "I'll take 'em both" is just an expression, like "Not bad, and you?" But thanks!

wow.

You crack me up, Joe.

Thanks guys but I guess I'm not that great because hardly anybody has shown interest in them.

Hey if you make the news SOMEONE will want it then. Keep trying!

Gin wrote:

Hey if you make the news SOMEONE will want it then. Keep trying!

Hey!! Good idea!! Ok, I'm off to rob a bank. Lemmie see....where did I put my ski mask?? hummm. FOUND IT!! How do I look?

NO...not like that! You know...like the TOMKAT water recently put on ebay...it made news. I think it finally sold for $300? not sure. If its odd....odd people will buy it.

I'm some one will buy it

I am almost convinced that I need a battery powered salt grinder. Like it is a necessity for my health. Or, at least necessary to save my wrists. Next time I need to sell something, I'll be sure and consult you, Joe. Such a way with words!

You got it Miss Pam!!
I told my mom about the salt grinder auction and she said, "Don't sell that! I want it." So I took it off ebay.