Can I Have Tea With The Queen?

Stole this from the anne of green gables forum.

The strangest and funniest questions asked at the City Of London Information Centre.


1.) How can I have tea with the Queen?
2.)Could you recommend a good plastic surgeon?
3.)Are there guided tours of MI5?
4.)When do the clowns come on at Picadilly Circus?
5.)What number in Oxford Street is Oxford University?
6.)Where can I buy paraffin for my lamp?
7.)What time does 'evil song' start in St. Pauls Cathedral?
8.)Which side of the river is the London Bridge on?
9.)Where can I hire a banana boat?
10.)Is it a long walk to Times Square?
11.)Whereabouts is the Eiffel Tower?
12.)Which way to the beach?
13.)When does the Tower Bridge move?
14.)Where can I see the buildings destroyed in the second world war?
15.)Where do the Spice Girls live?

@ 8, 10, 11 & 14