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Subject: Dumb Ways to Die Sat Apr 20, 2013 7:00 pm
My new favorite song. This was part of a public service in Melbourne, Australia to promote train safety...
Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that’s out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Invite a psycho-killer inside Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet Sell both the kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of superglue “I wonder what’s this red button do?”
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a moose during hunting season Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing Run across the tracks between the platforms They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
Dumbest ways to die Dumbest ways to die Dumbest ways to die So many dumb So many dumb ways to die
Alice On The African Savanna
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Subject: Re: Dumb Ways to Die Sat Apr 20, 2013 11:24 pm
That's actually pretty cute. I always got my toast out of the toaster with a fork.
Since my kids didn't like that idea, they bought me a little set of wooden tongs that I use now to get it out with.
Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.
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Subject: Re: Dumb Ways to Die Sun Apr 21, 2013 4:18 pm
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Subject: Re: Dumb Ways to Die Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:03 pm
Oh! Now that is funny!
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