What Would You Do If.......

Call the insurance company.

WWYDI any keyboard you touched always wrote the wrong thing, no matter what you typed or dictated?

Get someone else to do it for me.

WWYDI someone kept calling you in the middle night, and then hung up when you answered.

Turn off the phone.

(It wouldn't work, Pam - whatever you dictated would be muddled too . . . I covered that base. )


WWYDI you were lost, and ran out of gas?

Punch them out (LOL)

WWYDI someone blocked your car in when you're in a parking place.

Savannah wrote:

(It wouldn't work, Pam - whatever you dictated would be muddled too . . . I covered that base. )

Gee Savannah, you're tough! I'd write it down then, and THEN they could type it out for me.

If someone blocked me in with their car, I'd try to be patient at first, hoping that they just had to run in for a minute. If not, I'd try to find out who's car it was, then if I couldn't find out and had to wait a really long time, I'd probably be pretty upset.

WWYDI you woke up one morning sick as a dog, but you had a final to take and only that one chance to take it.

Unless it was really awful, I'd eat it anyway, since they put so much work and love into it.


WWYDI you were expecting a very important phone call, and other people kept calling you to visit in the meantime?

I would politely tell them that I couldn't talk right then cause I was expecting a important phone call and would call them back later.


WWYDI while out shopping someone ran into you with their shopping cart?

Oh I hate that when that happens! My ankle took a direct hit last year! But, the person was very apologetic, and I could see that they felt terrible about it. So, I didn't hold it against them. Accidents happen. (But they also HURT! :Hahaha: )

WWYDI you opened a package and found that it contained an ear?

:faint2:

WWYDI there's a bear in your backyard?

Stay in the house and call for help!

WWYDI while you were typing on your keyboard, a mouse ran across the top of the computer desk.

Scream, most likey. Then, it would get violent from there. (for the mouse, I mean)

WWYDI a cat was trapped in your car, and it wasn't a nice little kitty kitty?

I'd call animal control.


WWYDI found out your car had been broken into?

Call the police. Then jump, yell and cuss a lot.

WWYD if you had to pass gas while standing in line at the store?

Cough loudly to stifle the sound of it.

What would you do if Charlie Brown of the Peanuts was a real live action person?

I wouldn't be surprised, because I KNOW he is a real live action person. *LOL*

WWYDI you saw a neighbor struggling with a heavy package?

help them out.

WWYDIY your little sister kept getting in your room?

I'd have a few things on hand for her to play with. The whole "wanting to be where you're not supposed to be" thing comes in to play there. If I let her come in, don't make a big scene about it, and even have a few things there for her to play with or snoop in . . . . she's going to get bored eventually and move on. But if I have a fit, scream and shout and throw her out - it's a challenge to her, and she's going to be back every ten seconds to try and get in where she's not supposed to be.


WWYDI you received a beautiful poem, but nobody had signed it?

Enjoy the anonymous thoughtfulness.

What would you do if someone threw a snowball at you?

Throw one back at them


WWYDI your doorbell kept ringing but there was NO sign of anyone being there?

Think the doorbell was broken and turn in off or rip it off the wall or something!

WWYDI you won in a drawing and got a really nice gift?

Have someone hide in the bushes and sing while I lip sync to their singing ( I can't carry a tune).

WWYDI someone accidentally knocked you into a pool.

I'd hope that it was either a shallow pool, or that someone was around who'd rescue me, since I can't swim a single stroke!

WWYDI you woke up in the morning with a foot of snow on the ground, and someone had parked their car directly at the foot of your driveway - blocking you in?