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"Turned badly" wrote the insurance agent at the scene of the accident.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:58 pm

Savannah wrote:: "Vacation, Spot! Vacation!" said the excited pet owner as he and his dog started out on their trip.

I love it! Laughing

The accident happened when the careless driver didn't notice me run the red light as I talked on the cell phone and played with the radio buttons.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:17 pm

Turned badly when the milk curdled and I took a sip.

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:21 pm

A sip is better than a gulp.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:23 pm

A gulp would have been terrible!

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.

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"Been terrible good" replied former-President Bush when asked how he was enjoying his retirement.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:16 am

His retirement was not as relaxing as he thought it would be.

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Would-be artists sat staring at the lumps of clay in front of them, wondering what to do next.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:48 pm

Do next, I have not decided what to do.

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.

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"To do" lists always seem longer on the days when we have the least amount of free time.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:54 pm

"Free time!" shouted the man on the corner, who was giving away wristwatches.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:16 pm

"Away! Wristwatches sold on the corner are most likely stolen" shouted the policeman.

CANCER FREE!!! April 9, 1998-April 9, 2025-I AM A SURVIVOR!!!

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Rob wrote:: "Free time!" shouted the man on the corner, who was giving away wristwatches.

:Hahaha:

Love it!

Rhonda wrote:: "Away! Wristwatches sold on the corner are most likely stolen" shouted the policeman.

The policeman never seems to be where I need him, when I need him.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:17 am

"Need him," said the spelling-challenged baker to his assistant, pointing at the Pillsbury Dough Boy.

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"Dough, boy!! Get dowd!" said the allergy-ridden man as his dog leaped up to greet him.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:03 pm

Greet him when he comes into the room.

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The room began to spin as the realization began to sink in that she had no chocolate.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:19 pm

"NO CHOCOLATE?!?!" screamed Savannah as she was having terrible withdrawls.

CANCER FREE!!! April 9, 1998-April 9, 2025-I AM A SURVIVOR!!!

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( :Hahaha: Rhonda! That emoticon!)

"Terrible withdrawls! No chocolate!" gasped the young woman.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:46 pm

:Hahaha: Savannah and Rhonda!

Young woman, you must shop more often in the candy isle.

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:02 pm

Candy isle? That'll be down by the snack foods.

CANCER FREE!!! April 9, 1998-April 9, 2025-I AM A SURVIVOR!!!

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"Snack foods often consumed at snack time" read the enlightening headline in the newspaper.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:20 pm

"The newspaper," the man stranded on the deserted island said to no one, and for no reason at all.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:23 pm

At all intersections, you should proceed with caution.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:11 pm

With caution you should approach an angy cat.

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.