What Would You Do If.......

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WWYDI you won $200 million in the lottery?

I haven't the slightest idea.....But I'm sure that I could use my imagination and figure out something.

WWYDI your favorite clothes were accidentally donated to Goodwill?

I'd find the poor people who got them and rip my clothes off their bodies.

WWYDI you were stuck in an elevator?

*sigh* That temper of yours will be the death of you yet, Rob.

If I were stuck in an elevator, I'd pray that it wouldn't be for long....and then I'd probably pan you for suggesting that we take the elevator instead of the stairs.

WWYDI your oven stopped heating, and only played music when you turned it on?

I'd learn to love Noodles Rachmaninov.

WWYDI you woke up tomorrow six inches taller than you are right now?

Rob!! Maybe you could find some Rhapsody on a Theme of Panini to go with it!

Well.....If I suddenly grew six inches taller overnight, I'd probably be dead. I'm thin as it is....if you add six inches more to my frame, and I'd be so skinny I'd probably keel over within a day.

WWYDI you couldn't speak at a normal volume level, but always sounded like you were shouting?

Savannah wrote:

Maybe you could find some Rhapsody on a Theme of Panini to go with it!

:faint2: I stand humbled.

If I always sounded like I was shouting, I'd volunteer at an old folks' home whose residents were mostly hard of hearing.

WWYDI people could hear everything you were thinking?

Step away very slowly while dialing 9-1-1


WWYDI the air conditioner in your vehicle kept leaking the freon out after paying to get the thing fixed?

Take it back to where I'd had it repaired.

WWYDI you woke up one morning and found a HUGE, HUGE smile on your face......and you couldn't stop smiling no matter what?

hmm.....I guess I would change my name to Pollyanna.. ..I don't think I would mind a smile to bad!! lol

WWYDI you where driving out of the driveway, fixing to go down the mountain, and discovered you had no brakes?? (This happened to my family once. My dad drove the van down the mountain really, really, really slow to the auto-shop, and the rest of us followed in the other vehicle!)

Pray fast! It was scary enough when the brake line snapped as I was driving down a steep hill with my Mom and four precious ones with me - A mountain would be even scarier.

WWYDI the government told you that you had to change your name?

I would not be happy, and I would ask if I could pick my new name




WWYDI you lived in a house that was made out of gingerbread and decorated in gumdrops?

I'd teach my family and friends the same new language that I was going to learn




WWYDI you went to the grocery store to buy food for Thanksgiving, and found out that there were no turkey's left in the store?

i would panic and hope another store had them.



WWYDI you found out your life was a tv show?

I'd pity the poor person that has been watching it the past few years.


WWYDI every time you made a purchase, you got double back in change?

I'd do a LOT more shopping than I do now.

WWYDI your digital camera didn't just take pictures of people and places . . . . but it actually pulled them into your camera?

Consult the archives of "Twilight Zone" episodes to see which episode to which the situation has most similarity

What would you do if you had the choice between taking off from work on a Monday or a Friday?

that's a tough decision!




WWYDI you could only ride a bicycle to work from now on?

Try to find a job real close to home.


WWYDI you were told you could only eat fast food for one year?

I'd only eat the salads. (or does Subway count as fast food? I know that's a little healthier...)




WWYDI a person jumped out of your birthday cake and shouted, "surprise?!"

Well, probably scream because i'd scare me so bad....then try to eat the cake!! lol

WWYDI someone kept emailing you that you didn't know, and wouldn't stop?

I'd block them from my account.


WWYDI you found out that you could write fluently in any language, but couldn't speak it?