What Would You Do If.......

I would make some new pen-pals in foreign countries.


WWYDI someone gifted you a herd of cattle and forbade you to sell them?

Anyone care for a big barbecue?

WWYDI you forgot your best friend's birthday?

What time should I be there and what do you want me to bring?

I used to always forget her birthday was on the 19th not the 18th of September, not quite the same as forgetting all together .

WWYDI you got a woolen sweater for a Christmas gift from a close relative, and they insisted you wear it for the rest of the day ... but you itch like crazy when you wear wool?

I would hope she would reveal the whereabouts of my left shoe.


WWYDI you met Little Red Riding Hood in the woods being chased by the Big Bad Wolf?

I'd run from the wolf!



WWYDI you could only eat pizza for a year?

It's a good thing I like pizza!


WWYDI you woke up and found out you were on the set of a television show and the camera and actors suddenly entered the bedroom where you were?

I'd try to go along with the television show?



WWYDI you were asked to sing the National Anthem at a baseball game?

I would hope they don't mind bad singing, either that or I would faint.


WWYDI your favorite stuffed animal came alive and told you it didn't like you?

I'd return it to the store! my favorite stuffed animal is probably my Build-A-Bear



WWYDI you were late for work and your car ran out of gas?

Hope some nice person with a full gas can stopped to help me.


WWYDI you found a wallet with $1,000.00 in it?

I'd keep it. But if I found out that whoever who lost it desperately needed money, I'd send them a couple bucks.

WWYDI you suddenly became allergic to your significant other?

I wlud be huatnde yb Fife


WWYDI you were in your car driving and got pulled over by a police car driven by a cow and his partner was a skunk?

I'd probably run from the skunk!



WWYDI someone offered to do all of your Christmas shopping for you?

I would feel like I was in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life" and pray that it didn't last too long.


WWYDI you had no phone service or internet for three weeks?

I'd miss the internet much more than I'd miss the phone. I'd take my laptop to my brother's house and use his internet, or go to the library and log on there.

WWYDI you found a bobcat in your back yard?

Make sure I knew where Lacey was and then call Animal Control, from behind locked doors and windows!


WWYDI your pet locked you out of the house and sat in the window laughing at you?

I'd remind Opie that he doesn't know how to work the can opener for the tuna, but I do.

WWYDI your hair changed color every day?

Savannah wrote:

I'd remind Opie that he doesn't know how to work the can opener for the tuna, but I do.

Savannah wrote:

WWYDI your hair changed color every day?

It does that now, a new gray hair here and there

WWYDI you woke up and found out you were back in the dark ages?

Alice!

If I woke up in the Dark Ages, I'd go back to sleep! If that didn't work, I'd say my prayers, because I'd probably be burned at the stake in a relatively short amount of time.

WWYDI your favorite foods started tasting awful to you?

I guess I would have to stop eating it, then cry and find something else I liked to eat


WWYDI you came home and found all your doors wide open, but you knew you closed them before you left home?

I would freak out and stuff! hmm mybe id call some one to come in the house and look to make sure everything was ok and then call the polic.. get all my locks changed and keys changed of course.



What would you do if you found out some one was listing on your phone converstions on the other phone? How would u teach them a lesson NOT do do that?

I have a cell phone, so there is no way anyone could be listening in on the other end....thank goodness.....if they could, I might have to say something in 'secret' and see if they tell about it....then they are caught....


WWYDI all the foods you ate all tasted the same no matter what it was?