Britney Spears' Private Fantasy Island Discovered

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Britney's island contains species not found anywhere else on the Earth. It appears Britney commissioned highly trained genetic biologists to create specialized flora and fauna to suit her demanding needs. Seen above is a branch from the curious Southern Cheeto Tree, found in the vast Cheeto Orchard surrounding her home. Anytime Brit craves a cheeto, she simply reaches up and picks a fresh one off the heavy branches. Specialized Britmunks live in the trees and enjoy nibbling the cheetos that happen to fall on the ground before Brit can pick them. They keep the grove very clean and neat.

:Memorial: hah