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Apple with a worm in it.

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Black mamba snake.

Cheese. (I love cheese but not in a mail-box)

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Draft notice.

Eviction notice stuffed inside a lump of cheese.

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Foreclosure notice.

Geese. Their constant clacking and "I'm better than a duck anyday" attitude irks me.

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(A) hand.

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Itching powder.

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Jimmie "J.J." Walker.

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Dy-no-mite!

Kryptonite. I hang out with Superman a lot. batEyes

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Limburger cheese.

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Mice.

Neo-Nazis.

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For sure!

Open ostrich eggs.

Pia Zadora

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Quilt. Welcome in the winter; now, not so much.

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(If she isn't it would be even worse. Yikes!)

Rotten tomatoes.

Scabs. Fresh or not, I don't want 'em.

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Tarantulas. Things You Would Rather Not Find In Your Mail-Box A-Z 776960

Uhura from Star Trek.
I take it back, that I wouldn't mind so much.

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Vinegar.

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Wilted skunk weed. (I wouldn't want it fresh, either, but I needed a W. batEyes

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Xanex

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dead bird