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PostSubject: Couple of Silly Funnies for you:   Couple of Silly Funnies for you: EmptyTue Jun 12, 2007 3:57 pm

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy work in it, eh?" asked the other. "You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same
way - 'Take a clean dish."

It's the spring of 1957, and Bobby's ready to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he gets to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says. "That's cool" says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie. Carrie's father responds "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie really likes to screw. She'd screw all night if we let her!" Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door. About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: "DAMMIT DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"

The United States used to be just plain and boring US until the Canadians stated talking about it then it became cool, US eh.

Canada has one dollar coins we call loonies, and two dollar coins we call toonies. We are the first certifiable loonie toonie nation.
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Thanks for the laugh. I love the dating part. Hysterical. ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL


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PostSubject: Re: Couple of Silly Funnies for you:   Couple of Silly Funnies for you: EmptySun Feb 12, 2012 7:36 pm

Buttercup wrote:
Thanks for the laugh. I love the dating part. Hysterical. ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

Glad you enjoyed it.


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