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Ruth Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 2916 Location : Victor Harbor, South Australia Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Sun Aug 14, 2011 8:38 pm | |
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Rhonda Prairie Survivor
Number of posts : 21216 Location : On my bike!!! Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:41 am | |
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Rhonda Prairie Survivor
Number of posts : 21216 Location : On my bike!!! Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:05 am | |
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Rob Nip it in the bud!
Number of posts : 62635 Location : Michigan Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:03 pm | |
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Rhonda Prairie Survivor
Number of posts : 21216 Location : On my bike!!! Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:33 pm | |
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Rhonda Prairie Survivor
Number of posts : 21216 Location : On my bike!!! Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Thu Oct 06, 2011 7:35 am | |
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Lori Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 6033 Location : A Buckeye in Michigan
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:54 am | |
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Rhonda Prairie Survivor
Number of posts : 21216 Location : On my bike!!! Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:44 am | |
| Up For Grabs
Three ministers are talking over lunch and before long find themselves discussing how much of the weekly offering is appropriate to keep and how much to give to the Lord.
The first minister says, "I just draw a line on the floor, put one foot on both sides, and throw the money into the air. Whatever lands on the right side of the line is God's and whatever lands on the left is mine."
The second minister notes that he uses a similar method, but "I use a small coffee table when I throw the money in the air and whatever lands on the table goes to the Lord and whatever lands on the floor is mine."They both contemplate each other's answer and finally turn to the third minister who is sitting there without saying anything. "Well, how do you do it?" asks the first to the third.
"Well, I do as you both do and throw the money into the air, but I figure whatever the Lord wants, he'll grab, and I keep whatever hits the floor." CANCER FREE!!! April 9, 1998-April 9, 2023-I AM A SURVIVOR!!! | |
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Lori Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 6033 Location : A Buckeye in Michigan
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:20 pm | |
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Rhonda Prairie Survivor
Number of posts : 21216 Location : On my bike!!! Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:30 pm | |
| Getting to Heaven from the Post Office
A preacher, newly called to a small country town, needed to mail a letter. Passing a young boy on the street, the pastor asked where he could find the post office.
After getting his answer, the minister thanked the boy and said, “If you’ll come to the community church this evening, you can hear me tell everyone how to get to heaven.”
“I don’t know, sir,” the boy replied. “You don’t even know how to get to the post office!” CANCER FREE!!! April 9, 1998-April 9, 2023-I AM A SURVIVOR!!! | |
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Rhonda Prairie Survivor
Number of posts : 21216 Location : On my bike!!! Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:46 am | |
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Savannah "Psalm 34"
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| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:49 am | |
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alexczarn Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 22999 Location : Victor Harbor, South Australia Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Thu Nov 03, 2011 6:29 pm | |
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Carol Adventure Seeker
Number of posts : 8665 Location : California Country Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Sun Nov 06, 2011 11:41 pm | |
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alexczarn Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 22999 Location : Victor Harbor, South Australia Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:28 am | |
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Joe Prairie Settler
Number of posts : 875 Location : Tucson, AZ, USA, Earth Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:03 am | |
| Forgive me if I have posted this before...... I must have been 8 or 9 when I thought up this 'joke'; "What is a blackboards favorite type of ice-cream?........ Chalk-let!!!"
"Willie, were you or were you not looking at the corsett ads in the catalogue?" - Nels | |
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JW Isaiah Edwards
Number of posts : 9016 Location : Life is short! embrace it with a SMILE. Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:40 pm | |
| One fine day in the middle of the night two dead men got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other got out their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to arrest the two young boys. If you don't believe my story's true ask the blind man he saw it too! | |
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alexczarn Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 22999 Location : Victor Harbor, South Australia Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:47 pm | |
| One bright day in the middle of the night, The river Torrens caught alight. The blind man saw it, The deaf man heard it, The dumb man phoned the fire brigade. The fire brigade, drawn by six dead horses, ran over a dead cat and half killed it; Eventually the fire was put out with petrol. | |
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Ruth Ingalls Friend for Life
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alexczarn Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 22999 Location : Victor Harbor, South Australia Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:04 am | |
| One dark day, in the middle of the night, Two dead men got up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other. | |
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Carol Adventure Seeker
Number of posts : 8665 Location : California Country Mood :
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alexczarn Ingalls Friend for Life
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Savannah "Psalm 34"
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Rhonda Prairie Survivor
Number of posts : 21216 Location : On my bike!!! Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Mon Nov 14, 2011 1:57 pm | |
| Behold, I Come Quickly
The new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous, and about ten minutes into the sermon his mind went blank. After a brief second of complete panic, he remembered what they had taught him in seminary about situations like this: repeat the last point. His teacher assured him this would help him remember what was supposed to come next. So he gave it a try.
"Behold, I come quickly," he said. Still his mind was blank. He tried again. "Behold, I come quickly." Still nothing.He tried one more time -- speaking and gesturing with such force that he fell forward, knocking the pulpit to one side, tripping over the flower pot, and falling into the lap of a little old lady in the front row.
The young preacher apologized profusely.
"That’s all right, young man," said the little old lady. "It was my fault. I should have gotten out of the way. You told me three times you were coming!" CANCER FREE!!! April 9, 1998-April 9, 2023-I AM A SURVIVOR!!! | |
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Krissy Ingalls Friend for Life
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