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Davetucson
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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 30 EmptyWed Sep 25, 2013 6:19 pm

"Believe me," the salesman said to the lady, "this sewing machine will pay for itself in no time."
"That's great," she replied. "When it does, send it to me."



"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?"
"I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time."
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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 30 EmptyWed Sep 25, 2013 6:20 pm

What do you get if you cross a lion and a parrot?
(I don't know, but if it wants a cracker, you'd better give it one.)


"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?"
"I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time."
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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 30 EmptyWed Sep 25, 2013 6:22 pm

What is big, and red, and eats rocks?
(A big red rock eater.)


"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?"
"I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time."
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Davetucson
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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 30 EmptyWed Sep 25, 2013 6:38 pm

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.


"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?"
"I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time."
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Davetucson
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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 30 EmptyWed Sep 25, 2013 6:39 pm

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.


"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?"
"I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time."
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Davetucson
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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 30 EmptyWed Sep 25, 2013 6:40 pm

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?


"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?"
"I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time."
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Davetucson
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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 30 EmptyWed Sep 25, 2013 6:41 pm

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?


"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?"
"I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time."
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Davetucson
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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 30 EmptyWed Sep 25, 2013 6:42 pm

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"


"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?"
"I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time."
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Davetucson
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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 30 EmptyWed Sep 25, 2013 6:43 pm

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.


"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?"
"I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time."
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Davetucson
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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 30 EmptyWed Sep 25, 2013 6:44 pm

The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.


"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?"
"I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time."
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Rob
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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 30 EmptyWed Sep 25, 2013 7:26 pm

Davetucson wrote:
How can you drop an egg four feet without breaking it?
    (Drop it from five feet. It won't break during the first four feet.)
You've won some bar bets with this one, haven't you? greenS 
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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 30 EmptyMon Sep 30, 2013 12:43 pm

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nea...rly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

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ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL 


"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?"
"I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time."
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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 30 EmptyMon Sep 30, 2013 12:55 pm

Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *walks away*


"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?"
"I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time."
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Rob
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Good one, Jules! Laughing
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Davetucson wrote:
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *walks away*

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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 30 EmptyMon Sep 30, 2013 2:25 pm

'First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that''s vanity? Second girl: No, it''s imagination.'


"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?"
"I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time."
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“Dad, are bugs good to eat?” asked the boy.

“Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied.

After dinner the father inquired, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”

“Oh, nothing,” the boy said. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”


"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?"
"I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time."
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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 30 EmptyMon Sep 30, 2013 2:38 pm

A guy travelling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar.

He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar. As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke rings.

After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an angry American Indian stomped up to him and said, "One more remark like that, and I'll smash your face in!"


"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?"
"I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time."
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A Fife Joke!


Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.

"Where do you live?" asked the operator.

Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."

The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"

There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"


"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?"
"I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time."
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Davetucson wrote:
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *walks away*

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A family moves into a new neighborhood, one day the family overslept and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus.

The father, though late for work himself, had to drive her. Since he did not know the way, he said that she would have to direct him to the school.

They rode several blocks before she told him to turn the first time, several more before she indicated another turn. This went on for 20 minutes - but when they finally reached the school, it proved to be only a short distance from their home.

The father, much annoyed, asked his daughter why she'd led him around in such a circle.

The child explained, "That's the way the school bus goes, Daddy. It's the only way I know."


"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?"
"I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time."
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A little boy opened the big family bible.
He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.
Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible.
He picked up the object and looked at it.
What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
"Mama, look what I found", the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?"
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"


"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?"
"I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time."
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