Great LHOTP Quotes

However, he DID ask her again!

Vanesa.

"Isaiah Edwards: Doc ain't slept a wink. I never seen a man work so hard.
[Harriet scoffs]
Isaiah Edwards: 'Course some folks don't care if he kills himself trying to save that child.
Mrs. Oleson: Whatever caused him to do that, Mr. Edwards, will never make up for what he didn't do.
Nelson "Nels" Oleson: I'll get your order.
Isaiah Edwards: [About Harriet] Like talking to a Chinese pack mule.
Mrs. Oleson: What did you say?
Isaiah Edwards: You heard me.
Mrs. Oleson: You're rude.
Isaiah Edwards: You're ugly."

Ruth wrote:

Mrs. Oleson: You're rude.
Isaiah Edwards: You're ugly."

[quote="jes9"]One more I just thought of -- in one of the Winoka episodes, Nellie brags to Laura that she and Willie are attending the private Winoka School while Laura has to go to school in the barn. Nellie asks Willie, "Don't you think it's funny, Willie, kids studying in a barn?" Laura replies, "Not any funnier than a jackass studying in a school." :haha:[/quote


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[quote="sweetkrissy2011"]

jes9 wrote:

One more I just thought of -- in one of the Winoka episodes, Nellie brags to Laura that she and Willie are attending the private Winoka School while Laura has to go to school in the barn. Nellie asks Willie, "Don't you think it's funny, Willie, kids studying in a barn?" Laura replies, "Not any funnier than a jackass studying in a school." :haha:[/quote


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That one's so funny!

like when he calls mrs olsen ugly

sweetkrissy2011 wrote:

like when he calls mrs olsen ugly

I just LOVE Isaiah!

Vanesa.

Vanesa wrote:

sweetkrissy2011 wrote:

like when he calls mrs olsen ugly

I just LOVE Isaiah!

Vanesa.

Same.

From Back to School, part 1:

Nellie- Who's going to do the cooking!?

littlehousefan200 wrote:

From Back to School, part 1:

Nellie- Who's going to do the cooking!?

I don't like to cook! Here OR at home.

alexczarn wrote:

littlehousefan200 wrote:

From Back to School, part 1:

Nellie- Who's going to do the cooking!?

I don't like to cook! Here OR at home.

I love those Nellie quotes in that episode!

jes9 wrote:

One more I just thought of -- in one of the Winoka episodes, Nellie brags to Laura that she and Willie are attending the private Winoka School while Laura has to go to school in the barn. Nellie asks Willie, "Don't you think it's funny, Willie, kids studying in a barn?" Laura replies, "Not any funnier than a jackass studying in a school." :haha:

They're hilarious those quotes!!!

Harriet to Percival:"I'm not fat-I'm large-boned!"

Percival:"That would be rather difficult to determine, since your bones are buried so deep beneath the surface..."-

good 1

Ruth wrote:

They're hilarious those quotes!!!

Harriet to Percival:"I'm not fat-I'm large-boned!"

Percival:"That would be rather difficult to determine, since your bones are buried so deep beneath the surface..."-

Ruth wrote:

They're hilarious those quotes!!!

Harriet to Percival:"I'm not fat-I'm large-boned!"

Percival:"That would be rather difficult to determine, since your bones are buried so deep beneath the surface..."-

Oh, poor Harriet!

Vanesa.

Vanesa wrote:

Ruth wrote:

They're hilarious those quotes!!!

Harriet to Percival:"I'm not fat-I'm large-boned!"

Percival:"That would be rather difficult to determine, since your bones are buried so deep beneath the surface..."-

Oh, poor Harriet!

Vanesa.

:agree:

Oh and, Harriet next lines after that one:"Nelllie!!!! Are you going to sit by and watch this little thing insult your mother?"

Nellie:"I have to,Mother, he's right."

Harriet: "ughhh"

"Carrie Ingalls: [Excitedly] I want, molasses!"

Ruth wrote:

"Carrie Ingalls: [Excitedly] I want, molasses!"

Poor little Carrie! She was "the baby" of the show until GRace finalle came...and even after.

Vanesa.

Vanesa wrote:

Ruth wrote:

"Carrie Ingalls: [Excitedly] I want, molasses!"

Poor little Carrie! She was "the baby" of the show until GRace finalle came...and even after.

Vanesa.

She was, wasn't she? She stayed "Baby Carrie" for a while, but I still thought her character was cute as "the baby."

aww.baby carrie

"The Older Brothers"---sooo funny that one

"Kezia Horne: [Kezia is separating peas from their pods] With that bathing suit on she looks like a hot air balloon!
Mrs. Oleson: What did you say?
Kezia Horne: I said I ought to have all these peas cracked by noon.
Mrs. Oleson: Well you better!"