Great LHOTP Quotes

Laura: I made your favorite--ham and cheese sandwiches. And I baked us a carrot cake. Charles: Oh, you didn't have to go to all that trouble. Laura: Well, I always make something special. Charles: Yes, I remember your "apple turnovers." Laura: Well, nobody told me that the ripe apples were supposed to be green, not red. Charles: And sliced, and peeled..... Laura: Well, you ate them. Charles: Don't remind me. I had eight of those things! They were awful! Laura: (laughing) Thanks! Remember how I always used to pretend I was going to marry you? Charles: Well, who else was gonna marry you? After tasting your apple turnovers, no one else would have you!