Great LHOTP Quotes

Prairie Dweller wrote:

I don't recall which episode this is from, but I think a season two episode.

~Nellie is upset by something Laura said~
Nellie: "Laura Ingalls!!!"
Laura: "Nellie Oleson!"

That cracks me up every time as one expects Laura to have an excuse.

It's from At the End of the Rainbow when Laura grabs and takes a bit out of the apple Nellie wants to give to Miss Beadle.

I've forgotten about this one...

Vanesa.

Mary to Ma in he Lord is my Shepherd:

"Christy says when you have a baby it comes out in a giant egg and you have to break it open with a big rock or something!"

Bless!!!

This isn't a funny quote, I just liked it. Miss Peel about Mary "You're a sinful stench in the nostrils of the righteous."

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Mary to Ma in he Lord is my Shepherd:

"Christy says when you have a baby it comes out in a giant egg and you have to break it open with a big rock or something!"

I always thought it was odd that this is something Mary thought could be true. It sounds more like something Carrie would fall for.

jes9 wrote:

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Mary to Ma in he Lord is my Shepherd:

"Christy says when you have a baby it comes out in a giant egg and you have to break it open with a big rock or something!"

I always thought it was odd that this is something Mary thought could be true. It sounds more like something Carrie would fall for.

So did I.

Yes. Back then, Mary would be considered a big girl...I think these could be Carrie typical lines, but not hers...

Vanesa.

May We Make Them Proud part 1

Harriet: Adam! Adam!
Adam: Yes, Mrs. Oleson?
Harriet: Oh, it just amazes me, he always recognizes my voice, even in a crowd!
Adam: Some voices are easier than others..

One of my favourites :D

"Whatever Happened to the Class of '56?"

A man from their old class wanted to dance with Caroline & Charles refuses him to dance. He says it is proper etiquitte. Charles says "I never said I had etiquitte"

From School Mom:

Hanson: "Nels, will you take your wife by the the back of the collar and the seat of the pants...Uhh.I mean.....
will you take your wife and wait for us at the surry.

Rider reminded me of the line in "Class of '56" when the one lady is gushing about Charles's hands and he says that comes from pitching manure!

lol...

On Bunny...[ Mrs Oleson wants to shoot Bunny after Nellie was thrown off}]

Mrs. Oleson: :" Laura Ingalls!!!!!!!!!!!! I said I will take Bunny with me!!!!"
Laura : "NO!!!!!"

[Laura jumps on Bunny and runs out their barn. [ Lara was tending Bunny.. Harriet didn't know..]

LAAAUUUURRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA INNNGGGGGGAAAAALLLSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CCOOOMMMMMMMMMMME BBBBBAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK Here NOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!... I crack up every time...

The DVD set has commentary from Alison Arngrim on the "Bunny" episode. As I recall, she says that in the scene where Mrs. Oleson confronts Laura in the barn, Mrs. Oleson is meant to resemble Miss Gulch from The Wizard of Oz when she confronts Dorothy about Toto. I can just hear Mrs. Oleson: "I'll get you my little pretty...and your little horse too!"

lol...lol...

I just love it on the next episode, The Race...Mrs Oleson thinks she can ride a thoroughbred!!!

Don't you crack up when Nels comes out of Sleepyeye General Store and the horse whizzes past him!!!! lol...

Ruth wrote:

lol...lol...

I just love it on the next episode, The Race...Mrs Oleson thinks she can ride a thoroughbred!!!

Don't you crack up when Nels comes out of Sleepyeye General Store and the horse whizzes past him!!!! lol...

That was too funny! I still remember Harriet's horror face and her screams all over the town!

Vanesa.

Ha ha ha!!!!

I can't stop laughing at her!!!!!

I think she was screaming for Nels if you listen carefully...

Divorce, Walnut Grove Style: {Harriet is gossiping to the town about Laura and Almanzo}

Harriet at the switchboard: "Mrs Foster!!!!!! Mrs. Foster!!!! I'm sorry to be the one to spread the bad news..But Laura's leaving Almanzo!!!!

Nels: Harriet!!!!!!
Harriet:"I run the switchboard Nels." ....Harriet goes back to to gossip..CLICK!

Harriet: "Mrs. Foster!!!! Are you still there?"

Nels comes in with an arm full of wire... "Maybe you own the switchboard Harriet, but I own the wires."

Harriet: "Nels!!!!! For heaven's sake!! Bring back that wire!!

Mary-"I'm going to have a baby."

Adam-"Don't start without me."

alexczarn wrote:

The Bible says Thou Shalt not argue before breakfast.
Charles that's not in the Bible.
No it ought to be.

That is so funny.

CHARLES TO CAROLYN:

"MY ONLY REGRET ABOUT MARRYING YOU IS THAT I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO ASK YOU AGAIN"