Great LHOTP Quotes

When Dr. Baker tells Laura and Carl that the goat Fred is drunk and says,
"And as much as I'm dying to ask how.....I'm not going to!"

Betty

There were some funny commments in Fred......seems everyone was involed with that goat. :haha:

Good to see you Betty!!!

too many...I guess I'll have to list a few,

"You do that again and I'm going to come over and stand on your eyelids!"

"This mumbo, jumbo, secret of shimmy shammy"

"and I can milk the cow!"

I'll list more when I remember of them!

"It'll put hair on your chest"
"I don't think I want hair on my chest..."

"That goat's as drunk as a lumberjack on payday!" -- Grace Edwards in "Fred"

Arghhh my memory, just thought of one and was just about to post it and I've forgotten it...
Arghhh...


I've remembered it!!

In the Big Inning

Mr Edwards-"What do i do?"
Doc Baker-"Just squat down"

--then--

Mr Edwards-"Hey you're going to knock my head off with that piece of lumber"
Doc Baker-"Well I sure am unless you get back!"

Great quotes! I can't quote as many as you does, since I've watch the show in Spanish and some of them are different than in English version, but I'm really enjoying to know how the original ones were.

Vanesa.

• Nellie Oleson: Hello, Laura.
  Laura: Hi, Nellie.
  Nellie Oleson: Willie told me all about your class project. How's yours coming?
  Laura: I haven't started it yet.
  Nellie Oleson: I see. It must be very hard tracing all your relatives. Names and everything. Have to spend all that time in the forest or wherever it is you're from.
  Laura: It's called the Big Woods and I'll manage thank you.
  Nellie Oleson: You know the Oleson family goes all the way back to royalty. We come from heads of state and titles for most of my relatives.
  Laura: Like Nero and Ivan the Terrible?
  
  
• Charles: I thought you were all through with your homework, Half Pint.
  Laura: We're having a Bible quiz in Sunday School.
  Charles: Oh, good. I'll ask you a few questions to see if you can answer them. Where do they mention baseball in the Bible?
  Laura: Baseball?
  Charles: Mm hmm.
  Laura: I didn't know they played baseball in the Bible.
  Charles: Mm-hmm. The very first line in the Book of Genesis--"In the Big Inning!" (laughs)
  Caroline: Charles!
  Charles: All right, let me try another one. What time of day did God create Adam?
  Laura: What time?
  Charles: Just before Eve. (dead silence in the room) Just before Eve. (no laughter, Charles clears his throat uncomfortably) I think I'll go outside and smoke my pipe......
  
  
• Mrs. Oleson: My back is killing me again...
  [in the presence of Mrs. Ingalls]
  Nelson "Nels" Oleson: [doing inventory on his shoes] ... and again, and again...
  Mrs. Oleson: What did you say?
  Nelson "Nels" Oleson: I'm just counting these shoe sizes dear. And a ten and a ten, four sizes.
  
  
• Mrs. Oleson: [after an argument] Mrs. Ingalls, we will not be requiring any more eggs in the immediate future.
  Caroline: Mrs. Oleson, the hens will be RELIEVED to hear that!
  
  
• Nellie Oleson: Half the time, you don't even SMELL like a girl! You're either sweaty, or you stink of fish!
  Laura: Well... I sweat a lot and I fish a lot!

Well the last Laura quote can describe me too.

Those of the Bible are just GREAT!!! Poor Charles! He believed his jokes were very hilarious!!!

And the last one..Oh, Lauraaaaa!!!

Vanesa.

From The End of The Rainbow

Laura-"Tell what?"
Nellie-"None of your beeswax"

Vanesa.

Family Quarrel

Mary-"Let's try and cheer them up tomorrow."
Laura-"Do I have too?"
Mary-"Laura Ingalls!"

Hahah!! I just love when Mary gets angry at Laura and said her very stern: "Laura Ingalls!".

Vanesa.

I love this thread. I remember those quotes myself. That's the beauty of programs like "Little House On The Prairie",they can make a person cry,laugh,or applaud. Thanks for the quotes.

Country Girls

Mary-"But aren't we supposed to take a present? We don't have anything to give her!"
Laura-"I can think of something..."
Mary-"Ma! Don't let her!"

pat1964 wrote:

I love this thread. I remember those quotes myself. That's the beauty of programs like "Little House On The Prairie",they can make a person cry,laugh,or applaud. Thanks for the quotes.

So very true, Patrick.

Centennial

Laura-"Hey! We could have a tea party like they did in Boston!"
Pa-"Well now that's an idea! We could all raid Oleson's store and then throw all the tea into Plum Creek!"
Laura-"Let's do that Pa!"
Pa-"Yeah, but not tonight. Off to bed."

Centennial

Harriet-You want my opinion, it will not be the meek that inherit the earth, it will be the politicians!
Nels-Yes dear.
Harriet-Customers Nels!
Nels-Yes dear.

Oh, Harriet! What should the prairie become without her "gentle" remarks?

Vanesa.

Mr. Edwards: The only things I lie about are poker hands and the size of fish that got away.


I just recently watched Spring Dance and I recall that Mr. Edwards had a few funny lines in that, but I'm not recalling them right now.

Town and Country Party

Pa-"I'll just leave you ladies to your guests."
Ma-"Coward?"
Pa-"Mhmm. You're right. Come on girls."

alexczarn wrote:

Town and Country Party

Pa-"I'll just leave you ladies to your guests."
Ma-"Coward?"
Pa-"Mhmm. You're right. Come on girls."

As Ma would have said: "Charles!"

Vanesa.

The Rivals

Nellie (to Laura): What you need is some perfume.... What's best for you is toilet water.

Laura: Nellie Oleson! What a rotten thing to say!

whitelighter wrote:

The Rivals

Nellie (to Laura): What you need is some perfume.... What's best for you is toilet water.

Laura: Nellie Oleson! What a rotten thing to say!

THis one always crackes me out!

Vanesa.

I don't recall which episode this is from, but I think a season two episode.

~Nellie is upset by something Laura said~
Nellie: "Laura Ingalls!!!"
Laura: "Nellie Oleson!"

That cracks me up every time as one expects Laura to have an excuse.