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Rhonda
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Question Answered



A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 13 EmptyMon Sep 29, 2008 9:43 pm

:haha: "Cause your feet ain't empty."
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:Hahaha:
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ROFL


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The Sin

Two elderly, excited Southern women were sitting together in the front pew of church listening to a fiery preacher.

When this preacher condemned the sin of stealing, these two ladies cried out at the tops of their lungs, "AMEN, BROTHER!"When the preacher condemned the sin of lust, they yelled again, "PREACH IT, REVEREND!"

And when the preacher condemned the sin of lying, they jumped to their feet and screamed, "RIGHT ON, BROTHER! TELL IT LIKE IT IS... AMEN!"

But when the preacher condemned the sin of gossip, the two got very quiet. One turned to the other and said, "He's quit preaching and now he's meddlin'."


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Some friars needed to raise more money for books for the school, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.

Since everyone liked to buy
flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good brothers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him.So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.

Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that "Only Hugh can prevent florist friars."


:Hahaha: ROTFL :Hahaha:ROTFL



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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 13 EmptyWed Oct 08, 2008 3:21 pm

The advantages of being over 50

Don't laugh.....it is all true.
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70, 80, or 90.

01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
03.No one expects you to run--anywhere.
04. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?
05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
07. Things you buy now won't wear out.
08. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15 . Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who sent you this list. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.


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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 13 EmptyThu Oct 09, 2008 12:01 pm

The Advil Commandments

So Moses is up on Mount Sinai and he says to God, "God, do I have a pounding
headache!"

And God says, "Here, take these two tablets."


Laughing Laughing


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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 13 EmptyThu Oct 09, 2008 12:04 pm

Wrong Number



A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"

"No," replied the trainee.

"It's the CEO of the company, you fool!"

The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!"

"No." replied the CEO indignantly.

"Good!" replied the trainee, and puts down the phone.


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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 13 EmptyTue Oct 14, 2008 12:37 pm

For Trade



For Trade: One 16 year old who knows everything.

Except:
How to cook.
How to clean.
How to manage money.
How to wipe up spilled water.
How to drive.
How to write a check.
How to answer a phone.
How to do math.
How to be polite.
How gas is paid for.
How cell phone bills are paid.
How to work the can opener.
How to sweep, dust or vacuum.
How to make a bed.
How to do laundry.
How dictatorships work.
How to stop talking.
How to get a job.
How important it is to finish high school.
How the world actually works.

She can text. And she can argue. What else does she *possibly* need to know in life??

I’d like to trade her in. For a puppy.




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Post your Joke! - Page 13 36_22_19 Cat Prayer



Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.

I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.

I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To never tell a human that
The world is really ruled by cats


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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 13 EmptyTue Oct 14, 2008 1:01 pm

:Hahaha: Rhonda!! I LOVE that! I have to copy that, and put it on Opie's bed. :Hahaha:
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Misti
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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 13 EmptyWed Nov 19, 2008 9:42 pm

Not sure if this has been posted before...

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays a sound mind.
The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"


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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 13 EmptyThu Nov 20, 2008 5:26 pm

ROTFL , Misti!
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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 13 EmptySun Nov 23, 2008 2:14 pm

Here's another joke...

What did one skeleton say to the other as they were hiding in a closet?

If we had any guts we'd get out of here.
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Laughing , Lynette!

Of corpse I thought that was funny.
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This thread will be the death of me! grinsmiley


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Rob wrote:
Laughing , Lynette!

Of corpse I thought that was funny.

Must've hit a funny bone with you Rob!!! Laughing


Misti wrote:
This thread will be the death of me! grinsmiley

Just don't roll over in your grave Misti.... Whistle


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Very humerus. Cool
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I don't know if anyone's heard this before but I thought I'd post it.


A man is on the side of the road hitchhiking. He has 3 eyes, no arms, 1 leg, and he's very depressed because of his situation. A man drives up to the poor man and says, "Aye, Aye, Aye, you look armless, hop in, I'll give you a lift."
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:haha: , Lynette!
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ROFL, Lynette! ROTFL


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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 13 EmptyMon Dec 29, 2008 1:42 pm

Once there was an old rich man who was afraid of dying and leaving all his wealth behind on earth. So, he took up the matter with God. He pleaded day and night to be able to take all his earthly possessions with him.

Finally, God conceded. He said the man could take as much as he could fit in one suitcase. The old man immediately went out, bought a huge suitcase, sold all he owned and filled the suitcase with gold bars.

Shortly after that, the old man died. Awkwardly dragging the big, heavy suitcase, he approached St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter stopped him, asked him to open his luggage, and then told him he couldn't bring his gold bars into Heaven. The man was irate. "You don't understand," he said. "I got permission directly from God himself for this. He told me whatever I could fit into one suitcase, I could bring with me."

St. Peter, shrugged his shoulders and simply said, "Fine with me. But we've already got plenty of pavement here."




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:Hahaha: That's cute, Rhonda!!
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