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Rhonda Prairie Survivor
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| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:45 pm | |
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alexczarn Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 22999 Location : Victor Harbor, South Australia Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:55 pm | |
| Love that one! | |
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Krissy Ingalls Friend for Life
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alexczarn Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 22999 Location : Victor Harbor, South Australia Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:16 pm | |
| Three people on a desert island - a physicist, engineer and an economist - and they've got a can of beans. How are they going to open a can of beans to eat before they starve?
The physicist suggests we build a fire, eventually it'll burst open. The engineer devises a way to cut it open. The economist starts off by going, 'let's assume we've got a can opener'.
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Ruth Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 2916 Location : Victor Harbor, South Australia Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:04 pm | |
| PawPawPaw
How many dogs does it take to......
These are the answers from dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb?"
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb? | |
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Rob Nip it in the bud!
Number of posts : 62635 Location : Michigan Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:52 pm | |
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Rhonda Prairie Survivor
Number of posts : 21216 Location : On my bike!!! Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:20 am | |
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Krissy Ingalls Friend for Life
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Ruth Ingalls Friend for Life
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| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:07 am | |
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Ruth Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 2916 Location : Victor Harbor, South Australia Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:29 pm | |
| ********* A Joke about a Pastor
A pastor decided to visit his church members one Saturday. At one particular house it was clear to the pastor that someone was home, but nobody came to the door. The pastor knocked several times and finally took out his card and wrote on the back:
Revelation 3:20 - "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in and dine with him and he with me."
The next day the same card showed up in the collection plate. Below the pastors message was another scripture passage.
It read Genesis 3:10 - "I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked and I hid myself." *********
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Rob Nip it in the bud!
Number of posts : 62635 Location : Michigan Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:40 pm | |
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alexczarn Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 22999 Location : Victor Harbor, South Australia Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:49 pm | |
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Krissy Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 45733 Location : Ontario, Canada Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:30 pm | |
| GOOD 1 “Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it... Yet.” ― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables | |
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Joe Prairie Settler
Number of posts : 875 Location : Tucson, AZ, USA, Earth Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:28 am | |
| I made myself a snowman as perfect as can be I thought I'd keep it as a pet & let it sleep with me. I made it some pajamas & a pillow for its head. Then, last night it ran away, but first, it wet the bed!!! "Willie, were you or were you not looking at the corsett ads in the catalogue?" - Nels | |
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Rob Nip it in the bud!
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| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:34 am | |
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Ruth Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 2916 Location : Victor Harbor, South Australia Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:37 am | |
| Snowman Jokes Page 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ? She gave him the cold shoulder ! What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps ! What's an ig ? An eskimo's home without a loo ! What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers ! Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs ! How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle ! What sort of ball doesn't bounce ? A snowball ! What bird can write under the Arctic Ocean? A ball-point pen-guin. How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet ! Why don't the polar bears eat the penguins? Because they can't get the silver paper off!
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Krissy Ingalls Friend for Life
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Rhonda Prairie Survivor
Number of posts : 21216 Location : On my bike!!! Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Mon Jan 02, 2012 9:19 pm | |
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Krissy Ingalls Friend for Life
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Rhonda Prairie Survivor
Number of posts : 21216 Location : On my bike!!! Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:42 am | |
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Krissy Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 45733 Location : Ontario, Canada Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:29 pm | |
| hahaha “Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it... Yet.” ― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables | |
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alexczarn Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 22999 Location : Victor Harbor, South Australia Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:01 pm | |
| - People born before 1946 were called The Silent generation.
- People born between 1946 and 1964 are called The Baby Boomers.
- People born between 1965 and 1982 are called Generation X,
- And people born between 1983 and 2011 are called Generation Y,
- Why do we call the last group Generation Y?
Y should I get a job? Y should I leave home and find my own place? Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours? Y should I clean my room? Y should I wash and iron my own clothes? Y should I buy any food?
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Krissy Ingalls Friend for Life
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| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:32 pm | |
| the lazy gen I'm from Generation X.The coolest one. before Iphones,Ipads, “Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it... Yet.” ― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables | |
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Rhonda Prairie Survivor
Number of posts : 21216 Location : On my bike!!! Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:33 pm | |
| How Many Women?
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly. "How do you know that?"
"Easy," the little boy said.
"All you have to do is add it up, like the Preacher said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer." CANCER FREE!!! April 9, 1998-April 9, 2025-I AM A SURVIVOR!!! | |
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littlehousefan200 Ingalls Friend for Life
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| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:19 pm | |
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