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Rhonda
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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 17 EmptyThu Jan 14, 2010 3:02 pm

Blonde Password...


During a recent password audit, management discovered a blonde was using the following password:


MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento


When they asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include one capital.

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Post your Joke! - Page 17 222270 Rhonda!! I have to remember to tell that one to Michael! Post your Joke! - Page 17 85958
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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 17 EmptySat Jan 16, 2010 10:28 pm

laugh3 That is great ROTFL I love laugh3 it!


Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.
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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 17 EmptySat Jan 23, 2010 1:11 pm

Who Shot the Big Buck? Post your Joke! - Page 17 988160



Three friends decided to go hunting together. One was a lawyer, one a doctor, and the other a preacher. As they were walking, along came a big buck. The three of them shot at the same time and the buck dropped immediately. The hunting party rushed to see how big it actually was. Upon reaching the fallen deer, they found out that it was dead but had only one bullet hole.

A debate followed concerning whose buck it was. When a game warden came by, he offered to help. A few moments later, he had the answer.

He said with much confidence, "The pastor shot the buck!" The friends were amazed that he could determine that so quickly and with so little examination. The game warden just smiled. "It was easy to figure out. The bullet went in one ear and out the other."



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Post your Joke! - Page 17 85958 Rhonda! (Oh, and my family loved the last joke you posted, too!)
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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 17 EmptySat Jan 30, 2010 8:28 am

The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn't quite remember it.

She went to the pastor's study and asked for help. The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial.

After the first two numbers he paused and stared blankly for a moment.Finally he looked serenely heavenward and his lips moved silently.

Then he looked back at the lock, and quickly turned to the final number, and opened the lock.

The teacher was amazed. "I'm in awe at your faith, pastor," she said.

"It's really nothing," he answered. "The number is on a piece of tape on the ceiling."


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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 17 EmptySun Jan 31, 2010 2:51 pm

After church, little Johnny and his brother go ice fishing. Little Johnny starts drilling on the ice when a voice from above says, "Young man, there's no fish down there.”

Little Johnny asks his brother, "Who is that?"

His brother replies, "I don't know."

So little Johnny starts to drill again and the voice says again, "For the second time, there's no fish down there."

Little Johnny asks his brother, "Could that be God?"

His brother replies again, "I don't know."

Little Johnny starts drilling again and the voice says once more, "Young man, for the last time, I'm telling you there's no fish down there."

Johnny looks up and asks, "Is that you, God?"

The voice says, "No, I'm the manager and the rink's closed."


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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 17 EmptyFri Feb 05, 2010 12:48 pm

Mozart Beyond the Grave



When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried.

Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."




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Laughing

I'll have to tell that one to Kara. She'll probably just roll her eyes at me instead of laughing though.


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Post your Joke! - Page 17 85958 Rhonda, that was great!


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One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny standing in the foyer of the church, looking at a large plaque that hung there. After the young man of seven had stood there for some time, the pastor walked up beside him and said quietly,

"Good morning, son."

"Good morning, Pastor," replied the youngster, not taking his eyes off the plaque. "Can I ask you, Sir, what is this for? Why are all these names listed on here?"

"Well, son, these are all the people who have died in the service," replied the pastor. Soberly, they stood together, staring up at the large plaque.

Little Johnny's voice barely broke the silence when he asked quietly, "Which one, Sir, the 8:30 or the 10:30?"


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A young girl was attending her first wedding, watching the proceedings with interest for a while before growing restless. The groom stood at the altar as six bridesmaids walked slowly up the aisle, one by one.

Soon, the girl leaned over to her mom and whispered, “Why doesn’t he just hurry up and pick one?”

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Those are great Rhonda! HeeHee


“Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.”

~Mother Teresa
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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 17 EmptyWed Feb 10, 2010 12:11 pm

You are working on your family genealogy and for sake of
example, let's say that your great-great uncle, Remus Starr, a
fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and
train robbery in Montana in 1889.

A cousin has supplied you with the only known photograph of
Remus, showing him standing on the gallows. On the back of the
picture are the words:

"Remus Starr: Horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison,
1885. Escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught
by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged, 1889."

Pretty grim situation, right? But let's revise things a bit.
We simply crop the picture, scan in an enlarged image, and edit
it with image processing software so that all that is seen is a
head shot.

Next, we rewrite the text:

"Remus Starr was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory.
His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable
equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana
railroad.

"Beginning in 1885, he devoted several years of his life to
service at a government facility, finally taking leave to
resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key
player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton
Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an
important civic function held in his honor when the platform
upon which he was standing collapsed."


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PostSubject: Re: Post your Joke!   Post your Joke! - Page 17 EmptyThu Mar 04, 2010 5:55 pm

(I got this from a friend....and no offense is in tended toward those who might have a particular preference for blondes. batEyes )

A blonde is out for a walk and comes to a large river. She sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!!" she shouts....."How can I get to the other side??" The second blonde looks up the river, and down the river, then shouts back, "You ARE on the other side!"
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Is 70 years old.

Today, if Dorothy were to encounter
Men with no brains, no hearts, and no courage -

She wouldn't be in Oz...
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She'd be in Congress!


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A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

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After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'

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I had no Monet

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to buy Degas

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to make the Van Gogh.'

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See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
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I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.


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Ah... I like thiz joke! Laughing
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CREATIVE PUNS FOR "EDUCATED MINDS"

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir
Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class
because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be
stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a
hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

18. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

19. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

20. A backward poet writes inverse.

21. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

22. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of
religion.

23. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!


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Murphy's Lesser Known Laws HeeHee

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day, drinking beer.

11. Flashlight: A metal tube used to store dead batteries.

12. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.


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