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Two elderly couples were having coffee together. The men were chatting while the women were off in the kitchen.

"My wife and I had dinner at a great restaurant last night," says one of the men.

"Really?" says the other. "Which restaurant was it?"

The first man stops and thinks. "What's the name of that flower? You know, it's red... there are thorns on the stem...?"

"Rose?"

"That's it!" He turns toward the kitchen. "Hey, Rose! What was the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

Rob! That wasn't what I was expecting!

Rhonda - that was hilarious! I'm with you, too - I only need a few steps to get things taken care of at the ATM.

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken.."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.

He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.

So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...

What kind of Cake makes its own eggs?

Yep!

What do you call a show about a family of pioneer plumbers?



"Little Outhouse on the Prairie"

Dentist's hymn-"Crown Him With Many Crowns"

Mender's hymn-"Holy, Holy, Holy"

Politician's hymn-"Standing on the Promises"

Shopper's hymn-"In the Sweet By and By"

Paramedic's hymn-"Revive Us Again"

Shoe Repairer's hymn-"It Is Well With My Soul"

Librarian's hymn-"Whispering Hope"

Umpire's hymn-"I Need No Other Argument"

Golfer's hymn-"There Is a Green Hill Far Away"

IRS agent's hymn-"I Surrender All"

Gossip's hymn-"Pass It On"

Psychiatrist's hymn-"Just a Little Talk With Jesus"

Habedasher's hymn-"Blest Be The Tie"

Dot-com sales hymn-"A Charge to Keep I Have"

Took me a while to figure it out, but now...

Hot Horseradish

A minister who was very fond of pure, hot horseradish always kept a bottle of it on his dining room table. Once, at dinner, he offered some to a guest, who took a big spoonful. The guest let out a huge gasp. When he was finally able to speak, he choked out, "I've heard many ministers preach hellfire, but you are the first one I've met who passes out a sample of it."

"I see," said the blind man to his deaf friend sitting at the corner of a round table.

I love that!