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julmer70 Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 3301 Location : Miami, FL Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Tue Dec 03, 2013 1:18 pm | |
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Davetucson Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 9374 Location : Helena, Alabama Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Tue Dec 03, 2013 1:32 pm | |
| Lee, A seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. Lee began his prayer, thanking God for his Mommy, Daddy, brothers, sister, Grandma, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food.
He gave thanks for the turkey, the stuffing, the Christmas pudding, even the cranberry sauce. Then lee paused, and everyone waited ... and waited. After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for the Brussels sprouts, won't he know that I'm lying?"
"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?" "I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time." | |
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Davetucson Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 9374 Location : Helena, Alabama Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Tue Dec 03, 2013 1:34 pm | |
| It was just before Christmas and the magistrate was in a happy mood. He asked Rob who was in the dock, 'What are you charged with?'
Rob replied, 'Doing my Christmas shopping too early.'
'That's no crime', said the magistrate. 'Just how early were you doing this shopping?'
'Before the shop opened', answered Rob.
"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?" "I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time." | |
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Davetucson Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 9374 Location : Helena, Alabama Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Tue Dec 03, 2013 1:36 pm | |
| Q. Why do reindeer scratch themselves? A. Because they're the only ones who know where they itch. "Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?" "I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time." | |
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Davetucson Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 9374 Location : Helena, Alabama Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Tue Dec 03, 2013 1:46 pm | |
| The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a Julie, young lady aged about .35 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now, we all know that Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, 'What do you want for Christmas?'
'Something for my mother, please,' replied Julie sweetly.
'Something for your mother? Well, that's very loving and thoughtful of you,' smiled Santa. 'What do would you like me to bring her?'
Without turning a hair Julie answered quickly, 'A son-in-law and some grandchildren.' "Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?" "I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time."
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julmer70 Ingalls Friend for Life
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Davetucson Ingalls Friend for Life
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julmer70 Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 3301 Location : Miami, FL Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Tue Dec 03, 2013 2:01 pm | |
| Ah yes...Mom would love that! She's only been hinting for those things a lot lately... | |
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Davetucson Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 9374 Location : Helena, Alabama Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:21 pm | |
| How does an alligator get on welfare?
Gatorade! "Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?" "I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time." | |
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julmer70 Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 3301 Location : Miami, FL Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:33 pm | |
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Davetucson Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 9374 Location : Helena, Alabama Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:34 pm | |
| Describe the sound you hear when a sheep blows up!!
Sissss, Boooom, Baaaaah! "Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?" "I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time." | |
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Davetucson Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 9374 Location : Helena, Alabama Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:39 pm | |
| What did the dead raccoon say in his will?
"Leave it to Beaver" "Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?" "I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time."
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Davetucson Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 9374 Location : Helena, Alabama Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:42 pm | |
| What do you use to keep your ig from falling off?
Igloo.
"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?" "I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time." | |
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julmer70 Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 3301 Location : Miami, FL Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:46 pm | |
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Davetucson Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 9374 Location : Helena, Alabama Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:02 pm | |
| Q: What were some of the earlier forms of Preparation H?
A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?" "I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time." | |
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Davetucson Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 9374 Location : Helena, Alabama Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:07 pm | |
| Q: What do you call Hershey's Prune Kisses?
The Sugarland Express.
"Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?" "I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time." | |
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Rob Nip it in the bud!
Number of posts : 62635 Location : Michigan Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:23 pm | |
| Ha! Dave, did you write for Carnac the Magnificent? | |
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Davetucson Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 9374 Location : Helena, Alabama Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:05 pm | |
| - Rob wrote:
- Ha! Dave, did you write for Carnac the Magnificent?
The secret is out! "Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?" "I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time." | |
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Davetucson Ingalls Friend for Life
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Davetucson Ingalls Friend for Life
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Davetucson Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 9374 Location : Helena, Alabama Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:02 pm | |
| If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. "Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?" "I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time." | |
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Davetucson Ingalls Friend for Life
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| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:13 pm | |
| Know What An oxymoron is?...
A Moron that studied at Oxford! "Albert, do you REALLY think you are old enough to know what love is?" "I must be Pa. I love you, I have for a long time." | |
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julmer70 Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 3301 Location : Miami, FL Mood :
| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:15 pm | |
| You just totally made me think of Rob Lowe (because of the movie 'Oxford Blues!). | |
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Davetucson Ingalls Friend for Life
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Rhonda Prairie Survivor
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| Subject: Re: Post your Joke! Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:33 am | |
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